Florida residents take heed: Holding a house party in the sunshine state requires some extra precautions. Most people have to worry about the cops showing up, neighbors complaining about noise or parents coming home early from vacation. In Florida, you have to worry about machette-wielding madmen crashing your soiree and stealing all your beer.
The most chilling thing about this story is that the beer thief seems to be an "acquaintance" of the party host, who was throwing the party for his daughter. The lesson here is clear, invite all of your beer loving acquaintances to you next party or one may decide to show up with a machette. . . which as you know is a standard piece of equipment in Florida.
The 42-year-old man said he was throwing a party for his daughter on the 5200 block of McCarty Street when an acquaintance showed up and began loading beer into plastic bags. When the host tried to stop the man from riding away on his bicycle, the beer thief pulled a machete out of his waistband, according to an incident report.
naplesnews.com
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