Tiger Woods'
ex-wife has nothing on Larry Norman Hill of Pasco County. While she was chasing a cheating husband with a 9-iron, Larry decided to take advantage of the recent Florida floods to attack an abandoned Pontiac with a putter. Oh yeah - and he was completely naked, which of course is standard practice when attacking an inanimate object with a golf club.
Neighbors told deputies they saw Larry Norman Hill, a 57-year-old who lives on Cape Cod Drive, "completely naked" and "smashing the stranded vehicle with a golf club," a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report states. The side mirror was knocked off. The headlight ripped out. The roof caved in. The doors were opened, letting floodwater inside.
A neighbor "told him to stop hitting the vehicle and asked him how would he like it if someone did that to his car," the report says. "The defendant told him it was his car now."
via
Tampa Bay Times
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