Showing posts with label naked guys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naked guys. Show all posts

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Florida man threatened to kill his girlfriend because she was liberal - and of course he was naked

He was obsessed with Fox News and the Republican party. But instead of going to the convention like everyone else, David Kappheim of Lake Park felt he had to kill his girlfriend becaise she was too liberal.

Obviously, the most effective way to break this news to your liberal girlfriend is to arrive at her house "stark naked" and try to strangle her. We know from previous experience that this is Florida way of taking care of business.

Palm Beach Post
When Kappheim was approached by the arresting deputy, he said “he was very conservative and (his girlfriend) was a liberal.” He also told the deputy that “he felt that he was going to have to kill her,” the report said.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Another naked guy. . . this time on bath salts

Seems like bath salts, the latest bizzarre drug to appear on the scene, have found a receptive audience in Florida.
Authorities were called to Christopher Michael Hauck's Limetree Drive home about 10 a.m. Monday by a man who told them Hauck was under the drug's influence. The man told authorities he was trying to help a woman who was under attack when Hauck came at him with a piece of wood molding. After a pepper spray blast didn't subdue Hauck, the man locked himself inside a bedroom and called police, according to an arrest affidavit. Authorities say Hauck struck a responding deputy in the face and arm with a telephone. He also bit, punched, kicked and threw bottles at three others, they said. Deputies eventually subdued Hauck with a stun gun. He was charged with four counts of battery on a law enforcement officer, one count each of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and domestic battery, and violating probation on previous convictions for grand theft and battery on a law enforcement officer. 
Tampa Bay Times