Wife won't leave you alone? Call 911 immediately!

What do you do when your nagging wife won't leave you along at night to peruse Facebook, even after you've fed her 4 beers? The answer is obvious and is taught by parents across the country - you call in the cops to handle the situation. What else would a sensible person do?

The cops, who were crazy enough to think this wasn't an emergency, put the poor fellow in jail for 60 days for "abusing 911." It was his second offense, so he got even more time in the slammer.

via Tampa Bay Times

Doyle Hardwick said he "called 911 because he was upset about his wife sitting next to him and not going to sleep after he gave her beers to go to sleep," the deputy wrote. "His wife was supposed to go to sleep after he gave her the beers because that was their agreement. He wanted me to make his wife not sit next to him and go to bed like she was supposed to."

"I just wanted someone to make my wife do what I wanted her to do," Hardwick told the deputy.